Mystery of the periodic table

Periodic table.jpg NEW ELEMENT IN PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT : WOMEN SYMBOL : WO+ ATOMIC MASS : Accepted as 53.6 kg ; isopotes may vary from 40 - 200 kg OCCURRENCE : Copious quantities in all urban areas 1> Boils at room temperature. 2> Freezes without any known reason. 3> Melts if given special treatment. 4> Bitter if incorrectly used. 5> Sweet as honey if given a proper treatment PHYSICAL PROPERTIES CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1> Have a great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2> May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3> Most powerful money reducing agent known to men. TESTS 1> Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2> Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. COMMON USES 1> Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social values. 2> Can be great aid to administration. POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to posses more than one !